Knowing What Redneck Clothing Is On The Market

By Odessa Edwards


Redneck clothing is very easy to find in some parts of the United States. The garments are at every local department store or outdoor living center to be found around small towns. Many of these items are very cheap in cost and sometimes it is best to purchase the items in bulk. Hill people everywhere take great pride in wearing these coverings.

There are a variety of shirts which are styled by these country bozos who never get tired of starting confusion among others in society. One shirt has a picture of the Confederate Flag upon it and this symbol really upsets black Americans. The Confederate Flag was used by the south during the Civil War and it represented a division between the north and south. Many blacks also feel that this symbol is worn by people who want to bring back slavery.

The shirt which states "Happy, Happy, Happy" is purchased by many southern men who spend most of their time getting drunk and chasing women. This shows that they are usually carefree and do not think about major issues that are happening around the world. As long as these individuals are drinking their cheap beer and going to bed with multiple women they will remain happy.

"South Park" is one American television show which tries to make fun of everyone. They will tell jokes about anyone who is living on this planet. The show has become very popular in many southern states and now there are plenty of shirts being designed with the lead characters faces on them. The men who created the show realize that Stan, Kenny and Eric are true role models for these people.

Very proud males will often wear a shirt which has "Bubba" written across the front. This name represents the great man who will do nothing all day but sit around and drink alcohol. The person who wears this shirt is also not very bright when it comes to life in general. Southerners also refer to people as "bubba" when they cannot think of the persons actual name.

More cruel individuals who like to take a political stance will sometimes put on a hat which has President Obamas name written across it. These are usually trailer park individuals who will vote Republican on any given day of the week. They will wear the Obama hat in sheer ignorance since they truly hate this person.

People who vote for the Democratic party really take offense when these southern boys purchase this hat. They are fully aware that people living in the local trailer parks would never go against the Republicans and they would even vote for someone as dumb as Sarah Palin.

At times many people will wear redneck clothing when they are making GPS jokes. This is a shirt that will feature a dog who is sniffing footprints. The garment is meant to be very comical and usually it will get a good response. Individuals will choose the type of dog that they want to be displayed on the shirt. Bloodhounds are the most popular canine to be drawn on this covering so far.




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